If you don't know what you want you end up with a lot of things you don't want.
(the story of my life)
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Hold on...I'm on the phone with God.
God - "Why are you bothering me at this unGodly hour?"
Me - "What exactly is a Godly hour?"
God - "I don't know, I just like the sound of my name. UN-GOD-LY."
Me - "So are you busy? Writing some tragedies?"
God - "Tragedies are overrated. These days I'm more about the epiphanies."
Me - "Hey can you write me one?"
God - "No, I've already written you a tragedy."
Me - "What? Why?"
God - "Because it's in tragedies and trauma that you learn to find yourself."
Me - "Oh, in that case make it a big tragedy."
God - "Hey, this isn't Mcdonald's -- you can't super size your tragedies."
Me - "Sorry, I didn't mean to be ungrateful. I'll let you get back to work."
God - "Not a problem. Bye."
Me - "Bye."
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Word of the Day
ses·qui·pe·da·lian n.
A long verbose, ponderous, polysyllabic word.
Just like it sounds!
